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  1. danielle castro

    seriously im just a good actor and it would be a honor to work with the great andy samberg

  2. DeAngelo Blake

    My name is DeAngelo Blake and I am interested in Brooklyn 99 because I am confident in my ability to play any role you give me. I just starred in a Ten Minute play festival so I know I’m still fresh on my acting skills. I’m 20 years old also 5’8 and I live Annapolis, MD. Also Andy is one of the funniest actors of the 2000′s. Hilarious man! The play festival was at Bowie State.

  3. geovannie rivera

    5’10″ /140lbs/spanish/brown hair and eyes/athletic/queens, NY/21 years old
    always been into comedy , I could totally do this, my facial expressions voice and body language suits the comedic style so I believe I could play a character that would spice up the funny in the show .

  4. Misty Ferguson

    My biggest flaw in life was being born awesome. It’s like having perfect hair. Everyday. Sometimes I wake up and wonder how and then shake my head and mutter something incoherent. I think it’s important for me to share my awesomeness (you’re welcome in advance) with the world, or with as many people as possible if for nothing more than to show them that ‘yes it is possible to that awesome’. Personally I think it’s something every girl should strive for.

    Now I’m not trying to insinuate that Andy and I have had….intimate relations but I have momentary lapses of cognitive function where I picture him dancing on that back of a whale wearing nothing but a speedo and starfish pasties. That said I am quite positive that we will have good chemistry.

    Here’s a little tid bit about myself

    A measly 5′ 5”
    Body type is spherical. I’ll admit, its probably not what you would typically look for, but a.) who wants to be typical and b.) great things are round: e.g the earth, the sun, cookies
    Hair color is brown
    Eyes are also yellowy brown
    Age is only a number so I’ll describe my age as fun, splashed with a side of amazeball’s dipped in a flirty sauce and sprinkled with a dash of slut. (Just Kidding, I’m 25).

    Thanks so much, and I hope for your benefit that you read all of it and it made you giggle so hard you farted a little bit.

    **All phrases have been copyrighted and are not subject to use or reproduction without the written consent of the author (that’d be me).

  5. Howard voight

    I have really great comedic timing and I love making people laugh. I have always wanted to work with someone from SNL. I’d be a great addition to the cast!

  6. Trisha Ritzenberg

    Brooklyn 99 is my favorite TV show. It’s very hard to wait a week to see the next one! My name is Trisha and I am 55 years old. I have blonde hair, am 5″5′ and weigh 109 lbs. I acted in high school plays. I went to The Debbie Reynolds School of Acting during college at USC and studied The Stanislavskee system last summer in Bethesda, MD. I can play any kind of part. It would be such a thrill to have a part on your wonderful show!!!! Thank you, Trisha

  7. Melissa Van Valkenburg

    I would love to be apart of this series. My name is Melissa Van Valkenburg and i am from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and I would love to show you what Canadians are made of. Just to put yourself in that characters shoes and to learn where they com from is just so fascinating to me.

    Age: 21
    Height: 5’7″
    Weight: 160lbs
    Location: Toronto, Ontario
    Ethnicity: Greek/Dutch
    Race: White
    Hair Color: Brown
    Eye Color: Green
    Body Type: Athletic

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